Lyrics: How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail?
How much is hat doggie in the window?  (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I must take a trip to California,
And leave my poor sweetheart alone.
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome,
And the doggie will have a good home.

How much is that doggie in the window?  (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail?
How much is that doggie in the window?  (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I read in the paper there are robbers (woof, woof)
With flashlights that shine in the dark.
My love needs a doggie to protect him,
And scare them away with one bark.

I don't want a bunny or kitty;
I don't want  a parrot that talks.
I don't want a bowl of little fishies,
He can't take a goldfish for a walk.

How much is that doggie in the window?  (arf, arf)

The one with the waggley tail?

How much is that doggie in the window?  (arf, arf)

I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I do hope that doggie's for sale.

Lyrics: Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
As the dish ran away with the spoon.

Lyrics: The Farmer in the Dell

The farmer in the dell,
The farmer in the dell,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The farmer in the dell.

The farmer takes a wife,
The farmer takes a wife,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The farmer takes a wife.

The wife takes a child,
The wife takes a child,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The wife takes a child.

The child takes a nurse,
The child takes a nurse,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The child takes a nurse.

The nurse takes a dog,
The nurse takes a dog,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The nurse takes a dog.

The dog takes a cat,
The dog takes a cat,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The dog takes the cat.

The cat takes a rat,
The cat takes a rat,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The cat takes a rat.

The rat takes the cheese,
The rat takes the cheese,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The rat takes the cheese.

The cheese stands alone,
The cheese stands alone,
Heigh-ho the derry-oh,
The cheese stands alone.